What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

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So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

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They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

We were all expecting an Iran / Israel / Trump the " Axis of Bullshit " war show as an " October Surprise", we all know they're colluding to try & help Trump win, are we smart enough to ignore their BS and vote blue?

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Thumbs down again.

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How can you maintain self-control?