What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:37

Loons and Moons
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
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They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Thumbs down again.
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids